Not something I ever thought I’d write, but then I never expected to find any sense in its pages. Their food critic recently went to town on the stupidity of mineral water. I’ve always thought it was a terrible waste of money and effort, but I never expected to see it condemned in the pages of a paper so in love with conspicuous consumption.
Even more oddly, their reviewer is related to that chap from the deeply boring Call My Bluff. Who would ever have thought that something good could come from that?
